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The Crips, Bloods, MS-13, BMF, Chinese Triad, and Latin Kings are American gangs known for their ruthless behavior. They kill, deal drugs, traffic humans, and run cities around America, but they can’t compete with Circle of Trust (CoT) when it comes to cyberspace.

Gangs might run your neighborhood on the East or West coast, but a gang that runs the world through cyberspace is the most dangerous. CoT is known to use swords, guns, killer dogs, cute fuzzy non-combat pets, and breakneck game swapping to kill, cover their tracks, and cause nausea in some cases. I ask you: Is this a Circle of Trust or a Circle of Transcendence? They are above anything we can comprehend in the universe.

Circle of Trust Bio:

On March 30th 2003, the most notorious online gang was formed. The creators knew they wanted the most relentless gang known to cyberman.

The original gang members are:

• Zelibeli- Aka. Princess Z
• Jabberant- Aka. Don Cornelio Jabb
• Crusty Mongoose- Aka. That’s not a cat!
• Mac’Innes- Aka. Outies are gross

From the start, these 4 criminal minds set the pace for virtual world chaos. Wherever they went, destruction followed in their wake. As the years passed, they grew stronger in numbers and their followers seemed to bring the mayhem to the next level.

With the addition of Slurms (Aka. Slippery When Wet) and Rer (Aka. College Disconnected Me), the gang was set on a destructive path to take over all and every virtual world. Wanted by the FBI, CIA, NSA, and that hooker underpaid $2 for the sensual cuddle, these men are considered extremely dangerous.

Some of the warrants still standing for members of CoT are:

1. Excessive explicit game hoping in their underwear.
2. Pwning a pawn on my lawn next to the statue of a fawn.
3. Drinking Koolaid during a podcast. Ohhh yeah!
4. Human trafficking from game to game for no other reason but: “Meh, I just wasn’t feeling it anymore.”
5. Excessive Star Wars knowledge even George Lucas doesn’t know.
6. Mustache flaunting
7. Randomly dragging their private parts across the keyboard during guild meetings… wait, that was me, never mind.
8. Tomfoolery on a blog when a blog is suppose to be serious journalism.
9. Leaving a game and disbanding a guild while a very awesome member is away fighting for his country. Leaving said member to cry countless nights by himself in a big scary world.
10. Letting me post this!

As you can see, CoT is not to be taken lightly. They try to fool you with their Amway-esque smiles and their joyful demeanor, but under the surface, they are just a ruthless as Bloods, Crips, or the Latin Kings.

You know when you have entered a bad neighborhood in the real world, but there is no place to hide in a virtual world. CoT is the most feared gang on the Internet today and it is only going to get worse in the future. If you come in contact with a CoT member, do not exchange smiles or tell them what game you are playing. Before you know it, they will be in your game alongside you drinking the Koolaid. The next second they will be in a different game and you will feel empty inside wanting their company, just like that $2 hooker.

Once you become a member there is no escape from the brotherhood. It’s like a meth high without the clawing at your face to get the imaginary bugs out. They do get under your skin though and they give you that tingle of happiness down below. I’ve warned you!

This is no guild; this is Gangland!