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Hiya Demoman!
Last night was a blast! We went out, busted the hell out of those damn dirty reds. Aw man, and the way you took that guy out with your stickies by luring him to chase you! Stupid Scout! You ended up setting a pretty high score by the time we left the place. Good times. I can’t wait to go out with you again some time.
XOXOXO
Slurms
Hey D-man!
We got ‘em again didn’t we? That was a little bit rougher though. You’re gonna have to watch out for those Pyros. They really seem to like it from behind for some reason. Anyways, would love to see you again. Maybe we can try to be a little more defensive next time. Yeah, that should bring our score back up to where we like it. Call me!
Hugs!
Slurms
Hi Demoman,
Didn’t do so well last night did we? I’m not pointing any fingers, but I just wanted to say that I did warn you about that sentry. Just maybe, ya know, be a little more careful? And how about moving away from the glowing red guys? Kthxbye
Later,
Slurms
Dear Mr. Demo
I regret to inform you that after last night’s incident involving the Heavy, that we can no longer do business together. I think we both know that it’s time to move on until you can change your course of action.
Sincerely,
Slurms
P.S. I’ll be putting your things in a blue briefcase. Please pick it up in the war room when you get off work.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You some kinda racist? Can’t you see he’s a black Scottish cyclops?! He needs all the love and attention he can get!
Just don’t become another annoying sniper or spy. One or two on a team is fine, but when you get half the team doing that, we never get anywhere.
You should be one of those guys that just stands there in the starting room.
I’m the guy who runs around as an Engineer just carrying my toolbox.
I’m the Engineer who builds his teleporter exit right next to the entrance.
Or the medic who follows the spy around healing him.
I’m the medic who blows the uber right out of the gate!
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*Ahem*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You some kinda racist? Can’t you see he’s a black Scottish cyclops?! He needs all the love and attention he can get!
Just don’t become another annoying sniper or spy. One or two on a team is fine, but when you get half the team doing that, we never get anywhere.
You should be one of those guys that just stands there in the starting room.
I’m the guy who runs around as an Engineer just carrying my toolbox.
I’m the Engineer who builds his teleporter exit right next to the entrance.
Or the medic who follows the spy around healing him.
I’m the medic who blows the uber right out of the gate!
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