The following is a post by fellow blogger Scarybooster. If you know the name, you already know there’s a good chance it’s NSFW. Or, in some states, not even safe for home. But if you’ve got no issues with language that you shouldn’t use around young children and the elderly, feel free to read on and enjoy!

Lately, I’ve been in therapy for my bad language and sexual innuendos. The doctor told me, “Normal people just don’t say the things you say. If you want to be popular on the Internet, you need to suppress your vulgarity.”

I seriously wanted to punch him in the fucking… I mean fricken, face and rub his bloodied nose in a mound of fresh dog shit… Urg I mean, dog poopies. He just doesn’t understand the art of thinking outside of the box. I guess he is right though. I get only tidbits (i think that is the politically correct word for biting titties) of readers on my blog. Sexual hammering of two individuals in a loving manner, I say to that. I have to rethink my who way of blogging to become popular. The first step is getting word out on other blogs like Multiplaying. The second step, is to go through the alphabet to purge my system.

With all the pent up hornyness and rage I have, this would be a huge post if I did every letter. So, I decided to break it up into twenty-something posts. Unless I hit up the Japanese alphabet. Oh man, Japanese mini skirts and massive ti… Oh jeeze, I blacked out there. Shoot it all over me? Not today my taunt testicle friend, not today.

I’m sure you are sick of my rim job (I’m thinking basketball here), of an opening, so I’ll get down to the hairy meat if the post. I’ll sit it on your eyes like an Arabian blindfold. Here is the letter A:

Aion – NCSoft, I think Aion is the biggest pile of cow shit to ever gush in a sloppy ass explosion on my computer’s hard drive. Yeah it looks pretty, but I felt like a mindless idiot playing it. Who do you think you are for making me grind all the time. There is only one thing I grind and that is a pelvis. In my cleansing to suppress my vulgarity, I salute you Aion with a big fuck you.

PS- Just because you give me a free activation for a week, doesn’t mean I am going to waste hump time on you. You smell like cooked cabbage and so do my farts!

Allods – Free to play you say? Nope, you have to choke that goat on a rope to play this game. It was so pretty in the beginning and felt like that used condom called Wow, but it came with a nasty STD. Allods, take your big fluffy hat and shove it in your ass. Shame on you for trying to trick us fat lazy westerners into thinking we can get something for free. I only can count on MacDonald’s in giving me a free super-sized meal when I buy 20 meals during the Monopoly game time. I’m sure they made a fat mutherfucker out of me, but I can’t prove it in court yet.

Age of Conan – The first time I logged into beta and saw my character was headless, I should have known something was wrong. I thought you would show me the life of Conan Funcom. No, you showed me a 1/2 assed version of a full assed-up game. Yeah you were pretty as hell, but you glitched like a crack whore in Studio 54. I just hope you don’t make London bridges fall in The Secret World. If you do, I’ll never tidy you with my bucket of donation spew.

I’m slowly suppressing my vulgarity, so please forgive me if I stray. I am just a man with needs and a mind Satan leads. I’m trying to free the demons one letter of the alphabet at a time. Someday I’ll be a proper blogger and be popular. Until then, suppressing my vulgarity is the only path open to me.